3 Out of 5 People Have Face Tattoos..

In recent months I've started this game I like to call, "Skewed World Ratio". Either at home or at the shop, I'm surrounded by what I consider 'normal' people. So at any random moment I can give you a totally accurate world ratio, right? Like the other night, there were 6 of us outside. Based on the 6 of us I can tell you that 100% of the world has tattoos on their knuckles. Also of every 5 people, they collectively have 13 face piercings. Hell, if you just take 2 of those 5, they have 9.

This game is always good for a laugh. What type of Skewed World Ratio do you and your friends represent? List some below.

Shop Vacation Day #3

HOORAY FOR VACATION!!!!

Day 3

(yesterday didn't count)

I woke up all bright and shiny, look at me, no make up. Look at that kitty, no clothes.

I ran to office depot for stuff and things, then off to the shop for more vacation.

Today I finished that demotivational poster I've been working on for weeks. 

Here it is:

great candid shot by Austin, it had to be made into something.

THEN what did I do, rolled around on my stool for a little bit, repositioned some lights, dusted, went to the bathroom, measured the front window and sat outside and stared at the sun again for an hour.

Day off tomorrow!!

Every minute I'm not driving to and from the airport, my ass will be in bed watching cartoons.

(for those of you who don't realize, I've gone crazy and the only way to lessen the stress in my life is for me to think I'm on vacation while I'm working)

Shop Vacation Day #2 FAIL

HOORAY FOR VACATION!!!

DAY #2 FAIL

I couldn't expect 2 days in a row to be easy, had to go driving all over Hollywood looking for Nick who had stalled SOMEWHERE. Turns out he was at a gas station and not dying on the side of the road. All is well.

I DID however, see this pigeon today and he made me happy.

more tomorrow.

Shop Vacation Day #1

HOORAY FOR VACATION!!!!

Day 1

Hey Hey everyone!! Wish you were here! Today has been amazing, the sun was out, I saw some birds, did some arts and crafts and relaxed out in the sun. The above picture was taken when I was doing absolutely nothing, AND LOVING IT!

Later I sat on the floor and painted miniatures. There is nothing more relaxing than painting motorcycle tanks, look at my fun little accomplishment, I'm sure the Nash guys will be proud. Boy oh boy that was fun.

it's a mini version of Austin's bike now

THEN I went back outside and stared at the sun for like an hour. Good times. 

What am I going to do tomorrow? Man I don't know, probably lay out and get a tan, play some darts, enjoy some local cuisine. Wish you were here!!!!!!

(for those of you who don't realize, I've gone crazy and the only way to lessen the stress in my life is for me to think I'm on vacation while I'm working)

ME

I may lead on that I have everything figured out, but I'll be the first to admit that I don't. But that doesn't keep me from trying to get to the bottom of everything I can't explain. How else do you learn. If something effects me, all the more reason for me to have a basic understanding so I know how to deal with it. 

The past 12 months have been a major testament to my ability to adjust to my ever changing surroundings, situations, company and the ever present "other peoples problems". To say that I'm stressed, is an understatement. I try to be everything to everyone, try to make everyone happy, I try to always have a smile on my face and I work so damn hard to be there for everyone. 

I was just thinking of all the change thats happened in my life these past 12 months and the sole fact that I have not murdered anyone yet, is amazing.

Here's how I add up! I should probably be dead. 

Go ahead and take this test:  Stress Test 

After taking this test, I really need to reevaluate how I deal with life. You all can fend without me for a while, I need a vacation. Since I have to be at the shop, I will mentally act as if I'm on vacation. Maybe I'll go pick up some drink umbrellas and flipflops.

Ok vacation.

Cigarettes and Socks and Video Games!!

Recharged.... I have a bag of squishy new socks and a fresh carton of smokes.

Tomorrow we head back to work. My job is to finish the gaming station I started Saturday. Speakers still to come and I need to find a really long composite cable. More on that process tomorrow. Cartel movie and game nights, here we come.

Ok done.

Clearing the Shrubs ... a brief conclusion.

My entire last post was all about "Beating Around the Bush".. get it? Assault Circling the Shrubs. (I chose 'assault' rather than 'walking' because that version of the meaning I saw more fit to express my anger.)

Anyways.

Since we were in the thick of it, over at the shop, I wanted to get things off my chest while still being somewhat candid. From all the responses I received by e-mail and fb comments/messages, it became clear that most of you had no idea exactly who was being, round about, called out. Either way, all has been mostly sorted, the infected bird has fallen out of the nest.

Once rid, I immediately cleaned what the rest of us consider our home away from home. I packed up all the crap that was not representative of our overall vision and remodeled the entire infected section.

Friday night, bring on the rain. (like that of a plot-shift in a made for tv movie)

Saturday was a day of cleanse and renewal, we all had an amazingly successful and fun day at the shop. The rain washed away all the filth and negativity, our clan is now stronger than ever. We are back on our mission to take over the world with our collective awesomeness.

GO CARTEL! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ok done.